James Taylor

A reflective, political, satirical, introspective amalgamation of not-so-deep thought.

You have to watch at least one of these every year!

Merry Christmas!

Modern Warfare Song

Well, I made another song. Check it out!

Mmmm Whatcha Say - Halo Remix

I made this song at 2 in the morning. So enjoy! Oh, and just fyi, I only play this game once ever 4 months or so, so don't worry... I'm not an addict! Just thought it would be fun and funny.

Some girls don't know how doors work

Guys should open doors for girls. That is the way it works. I do it, and anyone with a soul does it. However, I have noticed a troubling trend at BYU: many girls have no idea how doors work! Have you ever been behind a girl while approaching a door? Let me explain a few different scenarios:

-Many times they will open that door.
-Many times they will open it to about 40 degrees, which is just enough for them to slip in, and then they will let that door shut in your face even though you were just 3 or 4 feet behind them.
-Many times the door will be open when they get there, but they will slip through it RIGHT before it shuts, which means they just let that door shut in your face.

I would just like to send a message to girls everywhere to use proper door etiquette. If your minds are so complex, what is so hard about using a door?

What interests me

This is a list of things that I find interesting:

1. Facebook
2. Unusual couples on campus
3. Going to the gym
4. Riding my bike
5. EVERYTHING about politics
6. Checking my email
7. How many awkward things happen to me every day.
8. YouTube
9. Running up and down stairs as fast as possible
10. Researching Apple's business model
11. Going swimming
12. How crossing 700 North to and from class is like playing Frogger with my life
13. American Council on the Teaching of Foreign Languages publications
14. Humor U (BYU stand up comedy)
15. How food, like chicken and beef, changes color when you cook it
16. Education Administration
17. Obama's stupid war against Fox news
18. popsci.com and arstechnica.com
19. Pizza
20. mylifeisaverage.com

A quick message

Friends, I want to share one of my favorite videos with you. Please watch it and enjoy it!




The Game of LIFE

I took a few moments over the weekend and wrote a little song about this board game called LIFE. I most recently played it on Friday night (I've played it millions of times before then) with three other people. Two girls are mentioned in the song, and of course one stops talking to me immediately after I make it, and she hasn't even heard it. Oh well, this is a cool song. My favorite parts are all the parts. So click this and watch the video. Just remember that I'm a white nerd.


The End.




PS- oh yea, I say work in progress because I'm changing lots of it and my roommate and I are going to make a real video to it. Maybe one day we can get a REAL RAPPER to do it for us. It WILL happen!